I AM the husband of a buyer of bargains. My wife has fomewhere heard, that a good houfewifé never had any thing to purchafe, when it was wanted. This maxim is often in her mouth, and always in her head. She is not one of thofe philofophical talkers that fpeculare without practice, and learn fentences of wifdom only to repeat them; fhe never paffes by a fhop where furniture is fold, but me fpies fomething that may be wanted fome time, and it is impoffible to make her pafs the door of a houfe where fhe hears goods felling by auction.

Whatever fhe thinks cheap, fhe holds it the duty of an ceconomift to purchafe; in confequence of this maxim, we are incumbered on every fide with ufelefs lumber. The fervants can fcarcely creep to their beds through the chefts and boxes that furround them. The carpenter is always employed in building clofets, fixing cupboards, and faftening fhelves; and my houfe has the appearance of a fhip flored for a voyage acrofs the Atlantic.

I had often obferved that advertifements fet her on fire, and therefore, pretending to emulate her laudable frugality, I forbade the newfpaper to be taken any longer; but my precaution is vain; I know not by what fatality, or by what confederacy, every catalogue of genuine furniture comes to her hand, every advertifement of a warehoufe newly opened, is in her pocket-book ; and fhe knows, before any of her neighbours, when the ftock of any man, leaving off trade, is tobe fold cheap for ready money.

Such intelligence is to my dear one, the firen’s fong. No engagement, no duty, no intereft, can with-hold her from a fale, from which fhe always returns congratulating herfelf upon her dexterity at a bargain;  the porter lays down his burden in the hall, fhe difplays her new acquifitions, and fpends the reft of the day in contriving where they fhall be put.

As fhe cannot bear to have any thing incomplete, one purchafe neceffitates another; fhe has twenty feather-beds more than fhe can ufe, and lately another fale has fupplied her with a proportionable number of blankets, a large roll of linen for fheets, and five quilts for every bed, which fhe bought, becaufe the feller told her, that, if fhe would clear his hands, he would let her have a bargain.

Thus, by hourly encroachments, my habitation is made narrower and narrower; the dining-room is fo crouded with tables, that dinner fcarcely can be ferved; the parlour is decorated with fo many piles of china, that I dare not come within the door; at every turn of the ftairs, I have a clock, and half the windows of the upper floors are darkened, that fhelves may be fet before them.

This, however, might be borne, if fhe would gratify her own inclinations without oppofing mine.